Pros & Cons of Snow White & the Huntsman
amphitritegyspy:
Pro:
-Chris Hemsworth and his magnificent beard return!
-Snow White is not a completely helpless maiden, and she gets some awesome armor!
-New interpretation of a classic Fairytale.
-Dwarves! Who are like Gimli but maybe less drunk.
-Kristen Stewart didn’t ruin the movie!
-Shirtless Hemsworth!!!
Cons:
-Kristen Stewart gave Snow White some awkward “Bella” moments(or maybe they’re awkward KS moments idk th difference.)
-No one else can say “Let them come” during a castle siege without me immediately thinking of Theoden.
-There could have been a little bit more tying up loose ends…I had questions at the end and there is no foreseeable sequel. (really what would it be about, anyway?)
-Chris Hemsworth didn’t get naked. Or even half-naked enough. Some of us paid $10.50 just to see him we demand more half-naked!!
Umm. Yeah I think that’s most of my opinions on it. At least without giving away the movie.
All of this basically. I am not coherent because CHRIS HEMSWORTH YOU MADE ME CRY IT IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO MAKE ME CRY DURING A MOVIE BUT YOU’VE MANAGED TO DO IT TWICE NOW YOU BASTARD. NEE-SAN SPEAKS TRULY, YOU OWE ME MORE SHIRTLESSNESS. *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH*
Also, the answer to your question about loose ends? I told you.
Threesome. Duh.
Goin to see Snow White and the Huntsman tonight with nee-san
Because the HUNTSMAN.
Seriously, I was only mildly interested when I saw the trailer because my thought process was “Crap, ANOTHER redo of Snow White, OUAT is king, you can’t beat Ginnifer Goodwin, Kristin Stewart.”
But then Avengers and Thor and Chris Hemsworth happened so yes.
I am that shallow. XDDD
Also there will be badass ladies in armor. That’s a plus too….
HALP
I’m rereading this giant thing and drowning in my OT3 feels.
Shit, now I feel dirty for entertaining the idea of letting Rosslyn romance ANYBODY that isn’t those two Dalish buggers.
A PSA of sorts
To any new followers, HOWDY. ^^
As you’ve probably surmised, I post everything under the sun and I mean EVERYTHING. I tag as much and as consistently as I can to spare those with Tumblr Savior.
In the coming days, I’ll probably be posting a ton of Rosslyn going through Origins. Thus far I’ve been tagging those with ‘DAO’ and ‘livebloggin’. If any of you are at all curious who the heck this character is, drop me something in my askbox and I’ll be happy to explain. She’s got quite the history and I’m psyched to see how she’ll handle being a Warden.
Actually if you have any questions about any of my PCs/OCs like Jaida or Will or the Obekis, feel free to ask. ASK ME. ASK ME ABOUT MY BABIES. NO THIS IS NOT A DESPERATE CRY FOR ATTENTION. SHUT UP.
Orrrr if you’re sick of seeing those buggers, I tag those just as consistently. ^_^
Lookin good in their Warden Blues.
Also, the wisp’s name is Chitty for interested parties. ;-)
